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    #18: I Say Miami

    By Kyle | March 8, 2012

    I can’t picture Peyton on the Jets because a) there’s too much drama on the club and (b) he doesn’t want to be constantly compared to his brother in the excitable New York press. I don’t picture him in Denver. I think when Peyton thinks of snowy days, he doesn’t have fond memories. His people have confirmed my earlier supposition that he doesn’t want to play in the NFC.

    Miami. I say Miami. He’s got a house in Miami. Who doesn’t want to live in Miami? The team had a solid defense last year and managed to beat the Jets. They have a strong offensive line. They could be Super Bowl contenders with Manning and a couple of other pickups. I don’t mind rooting for Miami and would love to see Peyton playing Brady a couple of times a year.

    If not, maybe KC.

    Topics: Sports | 5 Comments »

    5 Responses to “#18: I Say Miami”

    1. Retro Hound Says:
      March 9th, 2012 at 9:15 am

      Kansas City! Kansas City! But I don’t think we have a shot at Payton, really. I heard Seattle wants him.

    2. Patrick Wahl Says:
      March 11th, 2012 at 10:42 am

      Sources say Manning leaning towards Denver or Arizona. I think the problem with Miami might be having a first year coach, plus I don’t think they have receiver on that team, do they? Denver would be cool, since I live here, this place would go slightly crazy (they are a little nuts over football already).

    3. Kyle Says:
      March 11th, 2012 at 10:00 pm

      I can’t really see the attraction of AZ, he must have visions of Larry Fitz dancing in his head. Would be fun to watch them play together.

    4. Yankeefan Says:
      March 12th, 2012 at 5:40 pm

      Watch out for Houston. Just sayin’.

    5. Yankeefan Says:
      March 16th, 2012 at 2:30 pm

      If Peyton wants the closest thing to a guaranteed ring, he goes to San Fran,