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Kyle Smith (Twitter: @rkylesmith) is critic-at-large for National Review, theater critic for The New Criterion and the author of the novels Love Monkey and A Christmas Caroline. Type a title in the box above to locate a review.

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    Newt, Tu me fais chier

    By Kyle | January 13, 2012

    Newt dis que savoir parler une langue etrangere, c’est un defaut. Selon moi, autrefois Newt etait rigolo. De nos jours, il dit n’importe quoi. Ce qu’il dit c’est deguelasse. Vas-t’en, Newt.

    Allez, Mitt.

    Topics: Mitt Romney | 4 Comments »

    4 Responses to “Newt, Tu me fais chier”

    1. Sam Haysom Says:
      January 13th, 2012 at 8:41 pm

      Mais qui a laisse sortir les chiens. Et aussi qui a utilise google translate.

    2. Kyle Says:
      January 14th, 2012 at 11:19 am

      Laisser sortir les chiens — ca veut dire que c’etait Mitt qui a entame cette bouteille? Dis-moi, quand Mitt a attaque Newt pour le peche d’etre capitalist? Travailler pour Freddie Mac, c’est pas de tout la meme chose.

    3. Sam Haysom Says:
      January 14th, 2012 at 12:03 pm

      Mais non Mr Smith c’etait seulement une blague.

      Honestly though some of your idiom I don’t understand. Where was your French teacher from? Is it québécois.

      It’s not going to be Bain that gets Romney in the end but the awkwardness.

    4. yankeefan Says:
      January 17th, 2012 at 2:15 pm

      Kyle, I know you’re a conservative, but didn’t realize you have a “tutoyer” relationship with Newt. Tres intime, non?