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Kyle Smith (Twitter: @rkylesmith) is critic-at-large for National Review, theater critic for The New Criterion and the author of the novels Love Monkey and A Christmas Caroline. Type a title in the box above to locate a review.

Buy Love Monkey for $4! "Hilarious"--Maslin, NY Times. "Exceedingly readable and wickedly funny romantic comedy"--S.F. Chronicle. "Loud and brash, a helluva lot of fun"--Entertainment Weekly. "Engaging romp, laugh-out-loud funny"-CNN. "Shrewd, self-deprecating, oh-so-witty. Smith's ruthless humor knows no bounds"--NPR

Buy A Christmas Caroline for $10! "for those who prefer their sentimentality seasoned with a dash of cynical wit. A quick, enjoyable read...straight out of Devil Wears Prada"--The Wall Street Journal

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    Je Ne Bois Pas L’Eau de Robinet!

    By kyle | May 26, 2011

    Dominique Strauss-Kahn pans the wine list at Rikers Island. Question: If an international conspiracy did indeed take down DSK, can we engineer same for Bernard Henri-Levy? If we can put a man on the moon…

    Topics: Europe | 2 Comments »

    2 Responses to “Je Ne Bois Pas L’Eau de Robinet!”

    1. Christian Toto Says:
      May 26th, 2011 at 1:16 pm

      Birthers are idiots, we’re told. But what do we make of people who instantly side with Strauss-Kahn while the facts pile up against him?

      Note: Not a birther, for clarification.

    2. yankeefan Says:
      May 26th, 2011 at 4:35 pm

      Perhaps we can lure BHL into a hotel room and sexually tempt him with his own reflection.