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Dear MSM: I Hate Rush and Palin. Hire Me As Your House Conservative!
By Kyle | March 15, 2009
Dear Mainstream Media:
I’m a conservative who believes that other conservatives are fat, drug-stuffed, money-grubbing warthogs like Rush Limbaugh, or scary inbred backwoods retards like Sarah Palin. Can I please be your go-to guy whenever you need a conservative talking head or columnist?
Inside the strange ways of ad hominem attacks over at Big Hollywood. Michelle Malkin offers a take on Meghan McCain here.
Topics: Barack Obama, Politics |
March 15th, 2009 at 11:33 am
That column made me laugh but I fear the irony of it will be lost on most of the Republican readers of the Post. Oh, and I like Meghan McCain: her mom’s good looks, her dad’s sense of humor (minus the hair-trigger temper) and her own smarts: gal could go a long way.
March 15th, 2009 at 11:38 am
This is perfect.
March 15th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Well played sir. Well played.
March 15th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Look for a rapprochement with the Republican right about the time Meg is ready to start running for office as McCain 2.
Right now she’s just running the same attention getting political algorithms daddy pioneered.
March 15th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
Be fair. Meghan McCain fell in love with the Republican party 12 months ago. Which a clear five months before her dad.
Ahh… the three big loves of Meghan McCain, aged 20 and seven-eighths life…
First Love: Hansen
Second Love: Hannah Montana
Third Love: The GOP
March 15th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Okay, I’m being thick here. I read the column. There’s a picture of Meghan at the top but no mention of her in the copy.
It probably makes more sense if one buys a copy of the Post. But I will never do that.
I agree about Palin being a retard.
March 15th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Sorry, I get it now. Oops.
March 15th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
Oh right. A guy who admits to being thick, gives us his unconsidered opinion about the Governor of Alaska.
Sorry thicko, but I’ll just ignore that pearl of unwisdom about who’s a retard.
March 15th, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Jules likes the paper owned by Carlos Slim. Kinda like Ms. McCain and Hansen-mmm bop!Lots of rcritical thinking by both.
Governor Palin has at least run a state with reasonable competence, something The One thus far has not shown much apttitude, nor did he before His Coronation. In fact he had never run anything as significant as a paper route. But he gives great speeches, and as the medi ahs told us, this is very improtant and wonderful. Sadly they haven’t stopped my portfolio and those of almsot everyoen else from dropping 70%.
But the diversity mulit culti leftists are overjoyed with their inclusiveness. And after his wife being a diversity coordinator for a hospital at $300K per(a position that is critical to actual health care, right?; so much so she wasn’t replaced; further that salary is higher than msot neurosurgeons, but I digress), I await his brilliant plan to give us DMV-style government health care. And expanding the deficit beyond W, Clinton and LBJ’s wildest imagination. May be he can get us a sweet deal on a mortgage like Senator Dodd or cheap land from pals like Tony Rezko. Good to have friends!
Thanks to Meghan McCain’s father for his braindead timid campaign that begot this total freaking mess. Take your maverick gene and tell you sorry story walking, dearie. Thanks for nothing!
March 15th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Brilliant topic … funny how Lieberman was never called a “maverick” for opposiing his own party.
March 15th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
Get ready for an outpouring of Strange New Respect, Kyle!
March 15th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Michele Malkin’s laughably poorly researched piece on the “cretinous” Russell Brand is well worth reading. Someone should tell Debbie Schlossel and Ms. Malkin that they already made the sequel to “Dumb and Dumber” - it was called “Dumb and Dumberer.”
March 15th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Michelle Malkin spanks Meghan McCain a trackback to the Daily Gator.
No UTUBE link, dagnabbitt.
March 15th, 2009 at 6:32 pm
“Sorry thicko, but I’ll just ignore that pearl of unwisdom about who’s a retard.”
You do that, twat.
March 15th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
I for one will welcome our new blonde, 20-something, chesty, cryto-liberal, maverick overlord.
March 15th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
Jules — thanks for proving, yet again, your retardation. Appreciate it.
March 15th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
Kyle
Thanks for the link to my article on BH
Thanks you for a brilliant piece of satire in “Dear MSN…”
July 6th, 2009 at 12:54 am
I think I am channeling kyle. When I see Palin on TV, I start smelling greasy trout in a fryin’ pan. When she talks I wonder if Alaskans don’t go by a whole different set of diction and grammar rules. The woman can scarcely get a coherent sentence out of her mouth but there are Republicans who are really seriously considering nominating her in ‘12. I guess they really think that John McCain was a conservative too; he just had trouble understanding a macro-economy in a capitalist nation. Jeeezus you Republicans had better wake up and lose these LOSER celebrity politicians like PALIN and HUCKLEBERRY, or PEBO is going to announce that he is assuming the Title of Fuehrer and Reichskanzler about 20 minutes after he is sworn in the second time.
July 6th, 2009 at 1:03 am
Oh yeah, Rush is a dipstick too. Although, I gotta say, I generally take it easy on the illiterate. At least Bush protected the country and knew who our friends and enemies were. PEBO practically goes down on Chavez and Ahmadinejad, or, as I prefer to call him, A-hole. I wonder if my national guard unit will get called up to help Hugo Chavez restore the communist dictator in Honduras?