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Kyle Smith (Twitter: @rkylesmith) is critic-at-large for National Review, theater critic for The New Criterion and the author of the novels Love Monkey and A Christmas Caroline. Type a title in the box above to locate a review.

Buy Love Monkey for $4! "Hilarious"--Maslin, NY Times. "Exceedingly readable and wickedly funny romantic comedy"--S.F. Chronicle. "Loud and brash, a helluva lot of fun"--Entertainment Weekly. "Engaging romp, laugh-out-loud funny"-CNN. "Shrewd, self-deprecating, oh-so-witty. Smith's ruthless humor knows no bounds"--NPR

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    Lindsay Lohan: Refund for Failed Rehab?

    By kyle | July 26, 2007


    You’d think that paying 50 large per month to some cozy little B & B calling itself a “treatment facility” would carry a guarantee, but, as Slate points out, no. Sorry, Hell-Lo, but your non-successful trips to rehab are not going to earn you any cashback. They’ll gladly take your money without making any Promises that they’ll actually cure you of your many, many ailments.

    I gotta say, though, that even under pretty gnarly circumstances, the girl takes a pretty mug shot. The stunned look is still hot.

    Topics: Celebutards, Movies | 1 Comment »

    One Response to “Lindsay Lohan: Refund for Failed Rehab?”

    1. ac1 Says:
      July 29th, 2007 at 8:05 pm

      Do you think Sienna Miller picked up her morning paper and was like “I got arrested last night?” It’s weird that Sienna Miller looks like a crack-head Lindsay Lohan to me, but man she really does.