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    What Is a Film Critic Doing with $12,000 Cash?

    By Kyle | August 14, 2008

    Burglars rejoice! Helmut Lang-clad former New York Times critic Elvis Mitchell (whose Wikipedia page memorably used to describe him as “an African-American public intellectual”–now he’s just “a former film critic”) says a fear of banking is why he keeps large amounts of cash around the house. Interesting. So he was caught with $12,000 on hand –double my annual salary!–while entering Detroit from Canada on April 27. Anyone who has ever filled out a customs declaration knows that Uncle Sam frowns upon anyone who tries to bring more than $10,000 cash into the country–but, in a little-known anti-loophole, Mitchell claims this law applies only to black people with dreadlocks. Says Mitchell, currently hosting for TCM and HBO:

    “Apparently a black man with dreads can’t carry that much cash, but I think there are a few worse things to be embarrassed about. I haven’t cheated on my wife like some in the news.”

    Er, what does John Edwards have to do with this story, much less race? Mitchell seems awfully eager to change the subject. Question: do you believe Mitchell when he says that he brought the money into Canada and out again? If he inadvertently brought the money into Canada, then by the time he left Canada he would have known he had the cash on hand. Yet he did not tell the border guards this. He declared he had $80 in cash.

    Page Six notes that Mitchell was in Toronto to attend a documentary film festival. But he didn’t just attend it: he was one of the judges there. Interesting that he had a large amount of cash that he sought to hide from authorities immediately thereafter. Mitchell was one of only three people on the jury that awarded three valuable prizes.

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    5 Responses to “What Is a Film Critic Doing with $12,000 Cash?”

    1. Hunter Tremayne Says:
      August 14th, 2008 at 2:29 pm

      Twelve grand? That’s a lot to carry around. That’s almost twenty British pounds!

    2. Blogg'nhead Wilson Says:
      August 14th, 2008 at 5:35 pm

      Don Johnson laughs at Elvis Mitchell and his cigar box.

    3. jic Says:
      August 14th, 2008 at 7:41 pm

      “Twelve grand? That’s a lot to carry around. That’s almost twenty British pounds!”

      I’m sure that British manufacturers who export to America are laughing along with you.

    4. kishke Says:
      August 14th, 2008 at 8:38 pm

      Twelve grand? … That’s almost twenty British pounds!

      Yeah, well, looks like the worm might be turning:

      http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2008/08/13/business/EU-Euro-Dollar.php

    5. peter Says:
      August 18th, 2008 at 5:58 pm

      Wow! former film critic and former presidental canditate. Besides the ‘former’ part of the title, not much else in common.

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