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    Whatever Happened to “Mattress Girl”?

    By kyle | June 2, 2017

    She’s still around, it turns out. And she’s degrading herself in the hopes of keeping her 15 minutes going. More here

    Topics: Movies | 16 Comments »

    16 Responses to “Whatever Happened to “Mattress Girl”?”

    1. kishke Says:
      June 8th, 2017 at 10:52 pm

      Saw some pics. Looks uncomfortable! She should have stuck with the mattress. That way, she could have a nice lie down whenever she got tired.

      The serious faces on the onlookers are priceless!

      The truth is, she’s a terrible person, who lied out of pique to ruin someone’s life, and then doubled and tripled down on the lie when it was discovered. Feh.

    2. Jordy Says:
      June 9th, 2017 at 1:22 pm

      Kish wish he could tap that she don’t want his shmekel

    3. Jordy Says:
      June 9th, 2017 at 1:26 pm

      Moyle cut kish to bad nothing but pig in blancket left with kish little puts

    4. kishke Says:
      June 9th, 2017 at 1:43 pm

      Little Jordy,have you had electroshock therapy, or maybe a frontal lobotomy? It would explain so much.

    5. Jordy Says:
      June 10th, 2017 at 3:11 pm

      kish u got nothing all u got is rascist insults like blll marr u not even funny

    6. kishke Says:
      June 11th, 2017 at 10:46 pm

      rascist insults

      Oy, Jordala, silly boy, even a dimwit like you should know that “mental defective” is not a race.

    7. Obama bin Biden Says:
      June 12th, 2017 at 4:31 pm

      The Coloreds cry racism about everything.

    8. Obama bin Biden Says:
      June 12th, 2017 at 4:33 pm

      I think the door to door Manson gag was Andy Dick.

    9. Jordy Says:
      June 14th, 2017 at 1:27 pm

      f-ed up white freak with gun do it again is it genetic with white peoples obb and (((kisk))))

    10. Obama bin Biden Says:
      June 14th, 2017 at 4:02 pm

      A commie Bernie supporter; probably gay and naturally a bad shot. Hopefully he suffered before descending to Hell.

    11. Jordy Says:
      June 16th, 2017 at 9:01 pm

      u rascist fools kill #philandiocastke you joke and kill you fools

    12. Obama bin Biden Says:
      June 17th, 2017 at 1:42 am

      Every American city has been destroyed by FMSE.

    13. Jordy Says:
      June 17th, 2017 at 11:55 am

      you a ape obb

    14. Jordy Says:
      June 17th, 2017 at 11:57 am

      U dummer then the dumest black obb

    15. Obama bin Biden Says:
      June 21st, 2017 at 7:29 pm

      Chalk up another dem defeat hahaha. The whole rotten party is burning like a colored church.

    16. Jordy Says:
      June 23rd, 2017 at 7:11 pm

      toothles bitches gonna lose your healthcare