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    ScarJo for President

    By Kyle | March 30, 2017

    She’s closing in on 35, and she’s talking about running for office. Why think small, though? She’d be the youngest president. The first woman president. And the first Jewish president. More in a column.

    Topics: Movies | 5 Comments »

    5 Responses to “ScarJo for President”

    1. Hedge Says:
      March 30th, 2017 at 3:09 pm

      She is so much less attractive when she starts to speak.

    2. K Says:
      March 31st, 2017 at 9:14 am

      In the scene in “Iron Man 2”, where Scar Jo was easily beating up 10 to 20 large muscular men while the camera was mainly concentrating on her spandex clad, 5 star backside, I came to virtually the same conclusion.

    3. kishke Says:
      March 31st, 2017 at 2:19 pm

      “I think it could be interesting”

      Not to help people, not b/c she has something to contribute, but b/c she likes to do “interesting” things. No thanks. Take up knitting instead.

      Related: I hate that insipid word “interesting,” which uninteresting people use as filler when they cannot think of what to say.

    4. Obama bin Biden Says:
      March 31st, 2017 at 3:38 pm

      She is one hot communist.

    5. Sherm Says:
      April 2nd, 2017 at 8:55 am

      She’ll need more of that mind altering drug that Morgan Freeman was going to study. The bob job just isn’t quite enough.

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