By Kyle | May 9, 2008
When Hillary Clinton said yesterday in a USA Today interview that people should vote for her based on her support from “white Americans,” I naturally envisioned her taking the logical next step and rapping out the idea in a duet with Eminem, who memorably informed us in “White America,” the opening track from the album of the decade, “The Eminem Show”:
I never would’ve dreamed in a million years I’d see,
So many motherf***in’ people who feel like me
Who share the same views
And the same exact beliefs,
It’s like a f***in’ army marchin’ in back of me!
“Desperate HillBillies Threaten to Break Up Party,” says Post columnist Charles Hurt. Break it up? Nah. Hillary Rodham Clinton, I say: burn that bad boy down!