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Kyle Smith (Twitter: @rkylesmith) is a film critic for The New York Post and the author of the novels Love Monkey and A Christmas Caroline. Type a title in the box above to locate a review.

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    Review: “The Great Wall”

    By Kyle | February 17, 2017

    Matt Damon goes to China. My review.

    Topics: Movies | 3 Comments »

    3 Responses to “Review: “The Great Wall””

    1. K Says:
      February 17th, 2017 at 3:07 pm

      So in post Christian America, we’ve finally found a religious affiliation that will keep filthy sex out of our Hollywood movies.

      Chinese Communism.

    2. kishke Says:
      February 19th, 2017 at 2:00 pm

      @K Add it to the religion governing sex on campus: “The Religion of Affirmative Consent.” Title IX is its Holy Writ.

    3. Obama bin Biden Says:
      February 23rd, 2017 at 8:01 am

      The great wall will run from Texas to California with 50mm gun turrets facing south.

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