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Kyle Smith (Twitter: @rkylesmith) is critic-at-large for National Review, theater critic for The New Criterion and the author of the novels Love Monkey and A Christmas Caroline. Type a title in the box above to locate a review.

Buy Love Monkey for $4! "Hilarious"--Maslin, NY Times. "Exceedingly readable and wickedly funny romantic comedy"--S.F. Chronicle. "Loud and brash, a helluva lot of fun"--Entertainment Weekly. "Engaging romp, laugh-out-loud funny"-CNN. "Shrewd, self-deprecating, oh-so-witty. Smith's ruthless humor knows no bounds"--NPR

Buy A Christmas Caroline for $10! "for those who prefer their sentimentality seasoned with a dash of cynical wit. A quick, enjoyable read...straight out of Devil Wears Prada"--The Wall Street Journal

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    Review: “50 Shades Darker”

    By kyle | February 10, 2017

    A musical review that explains why “Fifty Shades” will make you dumber.

    Topics: Movies | 7 Comments »

    7 Responses to “Review: “50 Shades Darker””

    1. Lars Says:
      February 11th, 2017 at 8:55 pm

      I can’t dance to it but it is a great review.

    2. Obama bin Biden Says:
      February 15th, 2017 at 4:56 pm

      Great song.

      The goddamn Germans got nothing to do with it!!!

      Buford T Justice

    3. Jordan Says:
      February 15th, 2017 at 9:42 pm

      ^^*inbread fool

    4. Jordan Says:
      February 15th, 2017 at 9:43 pm

      Obb = kkk

    5. kishke Says:
      February 19th, 2017 at 1:51 pm

      Darker is dumber? You racist, Kyle.

    6. Jordan Says:
      February 20th, 2017 at 9:29 pm

      (((kiske))) obb boyfriend

    7. kishke Says:
      February 20th, 2017 at 9:53 pm

      Jordy, did Kyle hurt your feelings? Are you darker?