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    Bored of the Rings

    By Kyle | December 7, 2013

    Enough already with the hairy-toed midgets. A remarkably rude rant about the Peter Jackson movies in today’s Post.

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    5 Responses to “Bored of the Rings”

    1. kishke Says:
      December 8th, 2013 at 10:51 pm

      you could miss eight or nine increasingly anxious texts from your girlfriend (not that anyone going to a “Hobbit” movie has one of those)

      Mean, but funny.

      “The Hobbit” could have been done in a single two-hour film. The first installment was silly, and boring as hell. I liked the song of the dwarves, and after that was all downhill.

    2. Hunter Tremayne Says:
      December 9th, 2013 at 6:17 am

      The first Hobbit made over a billion bucks and the new one has much better reviews, so it should do even better. And these are geek movies, according to you? Hardly: these are big-time family movies, full -on four-quadrant pictures. It’s not so much you’re out out of touch, Kyle, but sometimes you’re so low-information you come across as out of your mind…

    3. Kyle Says:
      December 9th, 2013 at 10:17 am

      Touchy, touchy! “Anyone who makes fun of the little Hobbitses is out of his mind”– Hunter Tremayne.

    4. kishke Says:
      December 9th, 2013 at 10:57 am

      So acc. to Hunter, a movie that makes a billion bucks must be a good movie. He probably loved Twilight and the latest installment of Transformers.

    5. Kyle Says:
      December 9th, 2013 at 1:21 pm

      But we know they were good because they were “four-quadrant performers.”

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